letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

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tommy-siegel:

This EP was recorded at a live comedy-ish set performed at Pete’s Candy Store (Brooklyn, NY) on August 29th, 2014. I try out lots of different kinds of songs when I play solo, but the purpose of this EP is to highlight the ones that would otherwise never find a home because they are simply TOO DUMB. To answer some questions you might have while listening:

• I don’t do drugs
• I have never murdered anyone and if I did I wouldn’t write a song about it
• I don’t see monsters under my eyelids
• I don’t think babies are horrible shrieking aliens (usually)
• I have no plans to move to Norway
• I am not a redneck (but am willing to sell songs to any redneck takers)

Hope you enjoy!
: Live at Pete’s Candy Store by Tommy Siegel

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billy-forsetti:

why is it that when dylan sprouse and calum hood had nudes leaked everyone praised how well they handled it and attacked those who leaked them, but when over 50 female celebrities have nudes leaked, the hacker responsible is called a ‘hero’ and the victims are called ‘sluts’ and ‘whores’

oh wait

i know why

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zooophagous:

Oh Jesus Christ

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malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
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malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

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thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

She looks like Cleopatra or something brought into the future. Powerful stare like, “All the Ceasar’s be fallin’ for me.”

OMG that second gif makes me feel like she just declared war and we’re all gonna die and I’m totally ok with that

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reinedescanards:

HERE IT IS!

reinedescanards:

HERE IT IS!

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This is not a photograph of lovers, this is a 400 year old marble statue of Pluto and Proserpina


bernini.

This is not a photograph of lovers, this is a 400 year old marble statue of Pluto and Proserpina

bernini.

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In a study of children aged 2-5, parents interrupted their daughters more than their sons, and fathers were more likely to talk simultaneously with their children than mothers were. Jennifer Coates says: “It seems that fathers try to control conversation more than mothers… and both parents try to control conversation more with daughters than with sons. The implicit message to girls is that they are more interruptible and that their right to speak is less than that of boys.”

Girls and boys’ differing understanding of when to talk, when to be quiet, what is polite and so on, has a visible impact on the dynamics of the classroom. Just as men dominate the floor in business meetings, academic conferences and so on, so little boys dominate in the classroom - and little girls let them.

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Working with children for over a decade, this is something I’ve noticed, actually. And for the majority, the little girls in my class and my co-worker’s classes all sit quietly and listen MUCH better than the boys do. Most boys don’t care to be quiet and sit still. And I don’t think this is an attribute of boys being “rowdier” or more “hyper” - believe me, the girls are JUST as off the wall as the boys if you aren’t telling them not to. It must be a learned behavior, and it must be enforced more with the girls so they know they can’t get away with it. You have no idea how many times in my career I’ve heard “boys will be boys,” and smiling parents as they tell me with a laugh, sorry, their son is “wild” and a “handful” as they introduce him to the class.

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And that’s how you do sexism.  That’s how it’s so effectively trained into every single citizen and indoctrinated as normal and right.

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